Planet Carlton

Gentle Reader -- You are welcome to peruse my web-based journal. I assure you that my contributions to this medium will be both infrequent and inconsequential. Read on!

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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

AWOL

Yes, I've been absent from posting for a while. Don't hassle me, OK? You don't know what it's like to be me. You're just trying to keep me down.

Seriously -- I'll get back on this horse very soon. Maybe not today, but soon.



Friday, September 19, 2003

WHOA

This website is crazy.

I mean it.

I need an aspirin.



Tuesday, September 16, 2003

KRUGMAN ARTICLE

I'm posting this link for myself, so I'll be able to come back to this long article later -- I was only able to read the first couple of pages, but it looks to be a rip.

Oh, you can read it too, if you like.



Friday, September 12, 2003

PREDICTIONS

Molly always makes fun of me for trying to make predictions. Well, here's five to make fun of:

1. Before the election in 2004, someone in the political wings of the administration will succumb to a guilty conscience and leak some very damaging material to the press about the events of 9/11/01.

2. If this administration loses to a Democrat in 2004, expect massive shredding of documents and destruction of computer files.

3. North Korea will explode a nuclear weapon within the next year.

4. Colin Powell will resign as Secretary of State before November 2004.

5. Before the next election, the administration will be linked to at least one mysterious death in Washington D.C.

Let's see how I do!




GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY

We lost Johnny Cash today. I am very sad.

It was because of him that I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die, and why I built a Cadillac out of parts I stole from the factory over several years. He is also why I tried to kill my daddy because he gave me such a sissy name.

Very, very sad.



Thursday, September 04, 2003

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE, PEOPLE

Not predicting the future.

Seriously, who is writing the Onion? Nostradamus?




Grad Students in English
Circle I Limbo

People who think the Matrix is "deep"
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

CA Guberatorial Candidates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Anyone who kisses Madonna
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Supply-siders
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Ralph Nader
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Andie MacDowell
Circle VII Burning Sands

Tom DeLay
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Bush Family
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell




Wednesday, September 03, 2003

COMMENTS

My comments are AWOL, which is just too bad, since all of you out there were clamoring to put your two cents in regarding my pearls of wisdom. ("I think Carlton is very smart!" "Well I think Carlton is SUPER smart!" "Everybody knows Carlton is the smarty-est!" -- that kind of thing.)

Maybe they'll come back. I don't have the enrgy to investigate.



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